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Friday, January 29, 2010

Peruvian Dog

The Peruvian Dog is a hairless dog that kind of looks like a bald chihuahua or Ren ("Stimpy yoo eediot") except a little bigger. The owner of a hostel I stay at in Lima brings her Peruvian Dog Gordito by the hostel whenever she comes by. It has dark skin with freckles and a patch of wiry, strawberry blonde hair on his head. The Peruvian Dog has been revered for a while as evidenced by Pre-Incan ceramics. The hostel owner is very fond of her precious dog and goes on about how pretty her dog is. It was a very friendly dog, but pretty???

When you pet the dog it feels like you’re rubbing an old man with dry skin and a sunburn.

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